I LIKE THE WORD PORTFOLIO
IT MAKES ME SOUND ARTY
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HERE’S THAT LAPTOP AGAIN
Now I’m thinking there’s something hiding behind the laptop, about to emerge. Maybe if you stare at it long enough, something will. It might be a gif.
FUNKO POPS – WHY?
Look at them all up there. They could have spent that money getting the rest of the walls plastered instead. I will never understand why people are prepared to pay so much to move a small box from one shelf to another and then look at it the exact same amount.
STILL GIGGLING AT THIS
I’m worried it might be some other kind of succulent, now.
HAVE YOU REALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO
LOOK, BARS
If this doesn’t answer your questions, nothing will.
TESTIMONIALS
KIND WORDS DON’T PAY THE BILLS
I have even less hair, and even more beard. You should hire me instead.
MARK RILEY
indie dev
What? No, why would I give… who are you? Please leave me alone. Why are you taking my picture, now?
WILLIE WALTERS
passer-by