IF YOU REALLY MUST
BY ALL MEANS, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROJECT
Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone else with the money to make their dreams a reality.
Use the form, or contact me directly:
I’m useful, but bad at websites.
NONE OF THESE BUTTONS WORK
So don’t hire me to work on your website. Hire me to frown at a screen and then make something implausible happen on it.
Seriously, don’t waste your time on this idiot. Hire someone with a proper beard.