About me

THIS IS NOT ME.

Literally nothing in this picture is even vaguely suggestive of what it’s like to encounter me in person. When I drink, I do so from a large, manly mug and I don’t go and stand in Plant Corner to do it. I stay at my desk and work on my F-shaped posture, like a normal human being.

Maybe he’s been told to go and stand there.

Maybe he typed something wrong.

Maybe being at his desk was the problem, and someone else is there now, fixing it.

Someone with a bigger mug.

235

PROJECTS THAT I’M DEFINITELY GOING TO GET AROUND TO FINISHING

421

DAYS INDOORS THIS YEAR

135

BUTTONS WITHIN EASY REACH

PAST EXPERIENCE

Cloud bread flannel poke, flexitarian vinyl iPhone church-key shaman williamsburg kitsch beard. And that was just this morning.

TEAM 17

Proud sponsors of my know-it-all asshole phase, 1994-2012

BLAST FURNACE

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very much money.

FUNLITTLEGAMES

Helping cool devs make games people really like since 2014