Guess what I make. Go on; you’ll never guess.
I HAVE MUCH LESS HAIR THAN THIS
And I don’t use dark mode. Or a Mac.
WHY IS EVERY PICTURE OF A MAC
THE CORNER OF A LAPTOP
I don’t know why. Is that port significant somehow?
Maybe the implication is that, as an indie developer, I code on the ragged edge, spontaneously, even in the absence of mains electricity.
Or that I don’t do anything demanding enough to require it.
Or that I’m homeless.
MY GOD YOU ARE STILL HERE
I don’t want to make a big thing of it, but I’m pretty good. Near 100% success rate.
This is actually something I’ve done. Some of it even on a Mac.
Name it and I’ll tick it. As long as you have a pen; I can never find one that works. I had a really good one on my desk the other week and where is it now, that’s what I’d like to know.
RUM, CACTI AND LYING
Sometimes I like to get completely clattered and troll recruiters on LinkedIn. This was one of my more inspired fabrications; I don’t believe I have ever made anyone’s life simpler, even by accident.